Sherlock: I just met you
Sherlock: and this is crazy
Sherlock: but I know you're an army doctor and you've been invalided home from Afghanistan you've got a brother worried about you but you won't go to him for help because you don't approve of him, possibly because he's an alcoholic, more likely because he recently walked out on his wife and I know your therapist thinks your limp's psychosomatic, quite correctly, I'm afraid.
Sherlock: So text me maybe.
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Benedict Cumberbatch’s face…
dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.